Hemp Flower Co.

• Hemp Strain: Zonkers THCa Flower Greenhouse
• Type: Evenly Balanced Hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa)
• Total Cannabinoid Potency: 29.91%
• THCa Content: 28.48%
• Genetics: Lemon Tree X Cookies n Cream
• Dominant Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene
• Aroma: Fruity, skunky, and creamy with fresh lemon notes
• Flavor: Sour lemony with lightly creamy nutty cookie exhale
• Appearance: Oversized spade-shaped dusty green nugs with orange hairs
• Effects: Head-spinning euphoria, relaxing body high, hazy bliss
• Cultivation Method: Premium Greenhouse
• Farm: Hemp Flower Co., Top Shelf Oregon Grown
• Processing: 100% Hand-Trimmed Buds
• Purity: 100% Organic, No Pesticides, No Additives, No Synthetics
• Testing: Lab Tested for Purity and Compliance
• Legal Compliance: Federal Farm Bill Compliant

Detailed Cannabinoid Profile:

• THCa: 28.48%
• Δ9-THC: 0.22%
• CBDa: 0.12%
• CBGa: 0.84%
• CBG: 0.21%
• CBC: 0.05%

Hemp Flower Co. proudly presents Zonkers THCa Flower Greenhouse, an exceptional greenhouse thca strain named for its head-spinning high and crazy potency level that makes it the perfect choice for any hybrid lover seeking powerful, fast-acting effects. This evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) was created through crossing the delicious Lemon Tree and Cookies n Cream strains, resulting in a genetic masterpiece that delivers both intense cerebral stimulation and profound physical relaxation.

This premium greenhouse thca flower showcases oversized long spade-shaped dusty green nugs adorned with thin orange hairs, dark olive undertones, and a generous coating of tiny frosty white crystal trichomes that signal exceptional quality and potency. The visual presentation immediately indicates the superior cultivation practices and careful genetics that define top-shelf greenhouse cannabis.

The aroma profile of Zonkers proves notably fruity, skunky, and creamy, creating a distinct olfactory appeal that captures attention from the moment containers are opened. Fresh creamy lemon scents dominate, accented by slightly spicy nuttiness that adds complexity and depth to the overall aromatic experience with every thca greenhouse encounter.